#3 UFO Parking
But France has topped even that law for stupidity. You see, their taking a real hard line with UFOs. Yes sir it’s true. What all drivers of UFOs must know before entering France is that you absolutely cannot under any circumstances park your spaceship in any vineyard in France.
#4 What Not to Name Your Pig
Here’s another winning law from France. Say if you love animals and were to move to the countryside and have a little farm with some horses, sheep, pigs. Wait! Did I say pigs? Well if you do own any pigs you had better not do one thing. You can call them by whatever name you want except for one — Napoleon! Yes, it is against the law in France to name your pig Napoleon.