Introducing the Real-Life Barbie: Valeria Lukyanova

Ms. Diamond Crown

Valeria entered a beauty pageant, “Ukrainian Diamond Crown” back in 2007. She won the title of Ms. Diamond Crown. In a new twist, the pageant only allowed contestants that have had plastic surgery.

That was also the year that Valeria began her slow mutation into Barbie. She later became a Miss Ukraine contestant.

Today in real life, when she isn’t busy mutating or traveling outside her body, Valeria works as a photo model and is married. Luckily her spouse is also from that alternate universe she speaks of, so he supports her lifestyle. They have no children as they do not exist in the alternate universe, and intimacy is frowned upon.

If she isn’t working, Valeria spends her days working out, and then surfing the Internet. However, if you should like to learn more about traveling outside of your body, she is a teacher at the School of Out-of-Body Travel. She and her husband are considering moving to America.